Unless you're legitimately in construction, seriously into off-roading, or obsessed with some other niche car hobby, there is no reason for you to own anything that isn't mostly stock.
Everyone feels the need to be the main character these days, but modding your car doesn't help you become one; it makes you comedic relief.
And no, you're not effectively compensating for your lack of size with your lifted truck. If you wouldn't get plastic surgery on your face, don't get it for your car.
1
Squatting
And you can see where you’re going… how?
2
Loud Exhaust
No your engine isn’t powerful, and we don’t think you’re cool.
3
Decorative Lights
“New neighbor’s truck… every night.”
4
Weapons
Between these and chariot wheel scythes, just driving is becoming a battlefield.
5
Tailgate “Packages”
We already know you’re compensating for something, and this cyber version is even worse.
6
Rear-Facing Lights
Their only purpose is to blind you, and make you angry.
7
Chrome
You don’t live in Cyberpunk, and you’re obviously not managing your money well.
8
Crazy Wheels and Rims
Please just keep the stock options.
9
Lifting
The higher your truck gets, the less useful it is, the less you can see, and the more danger you are to others. Oh, and the smaller YOU seem.
10
What the Heck?
No comment.
11
Six-Wheelers
Are you getting more traction? Do you live in the apocalypse? Do you have enough space? The answer is no.
12
Pavement Princess
All of the above.
13
Longhorns
These are permitted if, and only if you live in Texas, and drive an ancient Cadillac. Definitely not on one of these.
14
Big Wheels
You’re driving a car, not a carriage.
15
Rust Wrap
Like ripped jeans, if it isn’t happening naturally, it isn’t cool.
16
Too Much
Just way too much.
17
War
Good luck getting the dog in and out of this.
18
Camo
Car, what car, where?
19
Armor
Are you going to war? No, you’re going to Wegmans, so please take that armor off.
20
Rolling Coal You don’t have to love the environment, but at least respect my lungs.
You don’t have to love the environment, but at least respect my paint job.
